Tuesday 16 June 2009

So I've taken a leaf out of Miss Todd's book (or should that be blog!) and I've decided to get blogging myself. I know i'm not going to be the next Anne Frank, but i'll give it a go!

I got traintracks last week and I look super geeky. So in honour of that, todays topic:
Braces HOT or NOT!!?

.NOT...
  • I don't care how many times people try to tell me that geek chic is 'in' at the moment, having a metal mouth is never cool.
  • The other day, someone asked me what school year I was in...now that's not uni school, that's school for 12-18 year olds! FML!
  • My braces are silver, wearing gold near my face is now not an option. What am I going to do without my cholas and gold bling? I wish i'd got teeth like DJ Talent... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQyZLehrIUw
  • Has anyone tried kissing with all this metal?-me neither! Last time I wore braces I was 14 at an all girls school so.....nope ;) I bet sparks would literally fly, metal grating on teeth..muy sexy!

HOT...

  • So it's not exactly hot, but i had to think of one positive thing. This brace nonsense could be the key to all weight loss diets! My calory intake must have fallen by half since I had these biatches fitted. Not only is it v. painful to eat, but most of the food remains trapped in the metal bits and never reaches the stomach!! SUCCESS! EATING WITHOUT CALORIES??? WOOOHOOO